My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
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I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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