I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
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On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
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I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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