dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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