i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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