Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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