these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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