New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
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Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
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Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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