Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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