Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
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