just come out here and I will go home with you...
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
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Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
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Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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