I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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