I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
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When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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