Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
areolas are like halos for boobs.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I supernannyed him into submission
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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