Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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