Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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