hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
My vagina just clenched in fear
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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