Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
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I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
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How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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