So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
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Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
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Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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