How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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