How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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