Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
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Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
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I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I will pee on everything he values.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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