it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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