I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
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Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
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After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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