i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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