STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
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the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
did i walk over a car last night?
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
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Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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