Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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