I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I'm drive I can fine osifer
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
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