Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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