is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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