Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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