For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
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