69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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