i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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