Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I look better un-naked...
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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