There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
You had me at "let me see your balls"
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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