I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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