I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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