Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
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We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
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Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
It was a blind-side dick pic.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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