The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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