i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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