"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
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Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
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Can you repeat that, but with context?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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