He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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