summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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