You're a womanizer and a bitch.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
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at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
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Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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