if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
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