so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
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The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
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You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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