As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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