We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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