I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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