somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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