I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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