New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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