one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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