eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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