I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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